pacifists are already fighting back against plans
British pacifists have said they will refuse to join or in any way support the military under the Tories’ plans to reintroduce National Service ahead of the general election, if…
Tories facing bigger problem than votes
The Tories have a huge problem in this general election – namely that people don’t want to vote for them. Could they have an even bigger problem than that, though?…
National service policy has already descended into farce
Given the Tories’ historically poor polling, we all knew this general election was going to be a mess. What we didn’t realise was the wheels would come off Rishi Sunak’s…
General election is exposing the moral vacuum of our politics
We have arrived at that place. A general election. The one where our two main political parties are campaigning to see who’s going to be burying the bodies of the…
Johnson welcomes Ukraine neo-Nazi Azov Brigade to parliament
The media outrage is nowhere to be seen. But former prime minister Boris Johnson has welcomed a delegation from Ukraine’s neo-Nazi Azov Brigade to UK parliament. Johnson said: My message…
McVitie’s biscuits at the centre of first Tory general election scandal
This article was updated at 6:10pm on Thursday 23 May to reflect an error. It originally stated that Rishi Sunak was at a McVitie’s warehouse. However, McVitie’s has informed the…
general election already shows parties’ ignorance
On Wednesday 22 May, Rishi Sunak made his moist announcement about the upcoming general election on 4 July. However, there was no British Sign Language (BSL) interpreter anywhere to be…
General election threatens to ruin all our summers
Human impersonator – er – UK prime minister – Rishi Sunak has called a general election for 4 July. That means UK political leaders are scrambling to get their campaigns…
shovelling crap around UK political landscape
Rishi Sunak has finally bowed to pressure from the upper echelons of the Conservative Party and flicked the switch on its life support machine to the ‘off’ position – announcing…
Sunak dragged as 32% of Tory voters say living standards worse
New polling has revealed that just one in seven people (14%) think their living standards are improving this year. Nearly six in 10 people say living standards have not got…
Dr Julia Grace Patterson on what we must be fighting for
I started campaigning for the NHS just under a decade ago. I was working as a junior doctor in London; austerity cuts from the Conservative Party government were having an…
Braverman visits Cambridge University – and looks like a dick
Failed Tory minister, far-right bigot, and all-round shithouse Suella Braverman is still trying to grift a second career for herself – on top of, y’know, her actual job as an…