On Saturday 1 June, several thousand goons descended on London – probably not expecting a bus to end up the centre of attention:
Far-right activist Tommy Robinson organised a demonstration in central London to call out a “two-tiered policing system” and demand the resignation of Met police commissioner Mark Rowley.https://t.co/xItZsH7tea pic.twitter.com/DomPueDckV
— Sky News (@SkyNews) June 1, 2024
This latest protest was supposedly about ‘two-tiered’ policing, which was weird because the attendees were chanting things like “who the fuck is Allah?”. While they might be unsure who Allah is, we can tell you definitively that he doesn’t work for the Met Police.
Like all such protests, this one ended with a seemingly drunk goon getting himself into trouble. Hilariously, the goon in question was failed London Mayor Laurence Fox:
Laurence Fox was involved in a road accident with a bus. He sounds drunk.
The car he was travelling in (Silver Audi) doesn’t have a valid MOT.
What a moron lmao pic.twitter.com/LFOA0TaZnS
— Syed (@DrakesWriter1) June 1, 2024
Laurence Fox: bang tidy (the goon rally, not him)
Laurence Fox claims that the goon rally was “clean”, “tidy” and “respectful”:
Look how clean and tidy it was left. How respectful people were.
If it had been a just stop oil protest, the whole place would have been left a sea of filth and cheap plastic crap.
Yesterday’s crowd behaved impeccably. https://t.co/eD3qjmVtQV
— Laurence Fox (@LozzaFox) June 2, 2024
What Fox mistook for cleanliness, however, may have been streets rinsed with piss:
Nice to see Tommy Robinson supporters relieving themselves in public pic.twitter.com/ABMcG090C3
— Nick Lowles (@lowles_nick) June 1, 2024
Nick Lowles of Hope not Hate was one of the people documenting the “respectful” behaviour of the goons:
This morning, we posted up a blog about the violent intent of some of those coming today. Well, one of those featured was Dean, from Grays, Essex. He’s just posted asking: “Where are all the counter-protester faggots??? Weigh them all in after 4pm.” Nice bloke. @metpoliceuk https://t.co/i2wX6MKsE6
— Nick Lowles (@lowles_nick) June 1, 2024
Chants of “Allah Allah You’re A Cunt” ringing out in Parliament Square… @metpoliceuk
— Nick Lowles (@lowles_nick) June 1, 2024
Lowles was of the opinion that for all his self-promotion, Fox is a very minor player in all this – what his friends might think of as a ‘beta goon’:
Lawrence Fox has never had so many eyes on his political campaigning before…. Sadly for him, he’s a complete bit player in this event pic.twitter.com/1wrgz0huJl
— Nick Lowles (@lowles_nick) June 1, 2024
Not wasting his time on the big stage, Lawrence Fox is talking a whole lot of shite, from Pride month, covid conspiracies and lockdown nonsense…. Guess he’ll never get to talk to so many people again, so he might as well make the most of it
— Nick Lowles (@lowles_nick) June 1, 2024
Under the guise of a protest about two tier policing, Tommy Robinson’s London march is just a plain and simple anti-Muslim demo. “This is London not Londonistan” reads the banner behind which they march. Far right to the core pic.twitter.com/hDz1pjv0eW
— Nick Lowles (@lowles_nick) June 1, 2024
“Allah, Allah, who the f**k is Allah?”
Islamophobia, fear mongering, and heavy drinking all on full display at today’s far-right march in London led by Tommy Robinson & backed by Laurence Fox. pic.twitter.com/wkyP9TcxUG
— 5Pillars (@5Pillarsuk) June 1, 2024
Ironically, the goons who are dead against foreign influence seem content for Britain to carry on serving as America’s lapdog:
Give me strength… five hours after people met up and almost four hours since demo first arrived in Parliament Square, the Tommy Robinson rally is still going on…. Now unveiling their support to convict and rapist Trump… pic.twitter.com/jaUYqwNjHX
— Nick Lowles (@lowles_nick) June 1, 2024
Meanwhile, left-wing counter protestor Dr Louise Raw had this message for soon-to-be-redundant MP Suella Braverman:
Was delighted to speak to the Antifascist @AntiRacismDay counter protest to Tommy Robinson’s Islamophobic hate march today
Here I am at the Cenotaph- unlike your boys, @SuellaBraverman, we managed not to piss on it OR commit GBH!
Thanks so much to all who were there: we ♥️you! pic.twitter.com/0nYgGPMnMX
— Dr Louise Raw (@LouiseRawAuthor) June 1, 2024
Mukhtar vs Fox
Another person documenting the day was Mukhtar – the man Laurence Fox infamously failed to sue. Byline Times interviewed Mukhtar on that matter:
I told Laurence Fox he was ‘a racist piece of shit’ on social media, and stand by every word
He added:
Fox’s threat of libel action against me was ridiculous and never stood a chance of succeeding. He tried to flex his muscles and bully me, and it didn’t work. If I continue to call out Laurence Fox as a racist, he can try to sue me again if he wants, but he won’t because he knows he’ll lose.
And he didn’t lose to just anybody, he lost – badly, and very publicly – to a young Black boy. I think that will have hurt and embarrassed him. Now he even gets heckled about it in the streets.
That saga spawned from this tweet of Fox’s:
Dear Black people. Stop making everything about you.pic.twitter.com/dSJcmwA6CV
— Laurence Fox (@LozzaFox) May 1, 2023
On Saturday 1 June, Mukhtar provided observations such as the following:
Who do they want their country back from?
They’re just angry for no reason. pic.twitter.com/M08s52Ozmn
— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) June 1, 2024
These kids have been radicalised. https://t.co/Gs78UiRUB0
— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) June 1, 2024
The tweet that really captured everyone’s attention, however, was the following:
Laurence Fox is drunk, and they crashed into a bus because they was on a cycle lane. Now he’s saying Black kids are threatening his life and he’s scared for his life and ringing the police.
I’m screen recording everything.
— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) June 1, 2024
Laurence Fox: bus wanker
Mukhtar’s tweets provided interesting commentary on the aftermath of the accident:
He’s a lying and wasting police time. He sounded like the Karens that call the police in America to harrass Black kids.
He really said come QUICK, I’M SCARED FOR MY LIFE
— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) June 1, 2024
According to Mukhtar, Laurence Fox failed to live up to his ‘man of the people’ image (not that surprising given the man in question wasn’t white):
Laurence Fox is laughing at a guy for driving a public transport bus and not making enough money.
— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) June 1, 2024
He’s walking away from a crime scene now.
— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) June 1, 2024
The bus was on its own lane, the car Laurence Fox was in, was on the bicycle lane. pic.twitter.com/JmLcDuJqFk
— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) June 1, 2024
Twitter user Michael Morgan uploaded a video in which Fox can be heard discussing the crash with the driver:
Laurence Fox reminds me of a tea bag. He seems happiest when he is in hot water…observe. pic.twitter.com/TnYnII4D7G
— Michael Morgan (@mikecmorgan) June 1, 2024
Laurence Fox is clearly either pissed off his gourd or coked up to the tits. Or maybe both.
He embodies the worst excesses of privilege without talent. If he was working class & without the family dosh he’d probably be doing a life sentence.
— Miffy (@miffythegamer) June 1, 2024
To give Fox the benefit of the doubt, he had just been in a car crash with a bus, so may have been concussed. Additionally, he’d spent several hours at a goon rally which almost certainly destroyed several of his remaining brain cells.
Regardless of Fox’s state of sobriety, people had fun with it:
Officers posing for a photo or propping a drunk up? https://t.co/zMkS5Tcj93
— Nick Lowles (@lowles_nick) June 1, 2024
Watching drunk Laurence fox live stream after being in a car crash. Start a fight with some kids, then get home and film his police interview whilst getting his own kid’s face splashed all over the internet.
Father role model of the year 🏆 pic.twitter.com/wjunqHJTg4— Mark Conway (@MarkConway87) June 1, 2024
Some people pointed out that Fox recently claimed he was leaving the capital – a story we reported on at the time:
Laurence Fox crashing into a bus in a car with no MOT on his way home from a far right rally in a city he claimed to have left after Sadiq Khan’s victory is glorious
Schadenfreudehttps://t.co/eMmrID6cdh
— European Unity #FBPE 🇪🇺🇺🇦#Johnson’sOut #Rejoin (@EuropeanUnity1) June 2, 2024
Perhaps funniest of all is this allegation:
Before Laurence Fox can ‘take his country back’ he’ll have to get his car back 😂
No MOT means insurance is invalid and the motor will likely be confiscated 🤣 https://t.co/Q3ZLOiQ9wY
— Zak (@BoufontZak) June 2, 2024
We verified this ourselves:
According to RAC, Fox could be fined up to £1,000 for this, with that amount rising if he failed an MOT because the car was found to be ‘dangerous’. That’s a drop in the ocean to Fox, obviously, given that he was recently ordered to pay £180k after losing a different court case.
Culture
Protesters arguing it’s ‘London not Londonistan’ might be interested to know the capital’s history, given that it was originally founded by the Romans.
While the Romans weren’t Muslim, they also weren’t natives of the British Isles. Following the logic these people don’t have, should London be returned to the Romans? Or should so-called British people with Roman, Viking, and/or French DNA be split into parts and deported back to where their ancestors came from?
The past has been and gone, and the world we have now is the only one we can build from.
Do we want a world in which several thousand goons dictate who can and can’t live here?
No, of course not. And if people don’t like that London is and always has been multicultural, maybe they should do what they keep threatening to do and leave:
Susan Hall, Dan Wootton and Laurence Fox, RT if London is happy to see them leave. pic.twitter.com/BAv6APwFRa
— BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) May 4, 2024
It’s like the old saying goes: ‘if you can’t take the pace of modern life, get out of the bus lane‘:
Featured image via Twitter