62 hours of pure joy; for little more than a large whiskey. 62 hours of not wasting precious funds on booze, to be told; “Vapers Not Welcome”.
Is it any wonder that a record number of so called “pubs”, closed last month?
Truth is, there are hardly any real “boozers” left – ever since John Prescott declared “we are all middle class now”, and 10 years after that introduced the ban on smoking as the ultimate coup de grace, so that people could take their kids into pubs (is that really wise in any case? We aint French after all).
People, you get what you deserve, and I’m off to Howards End to write my memoirs, starting with a War & Peace sized chapter on how successive governments, (and publicans) have let us down in the name of greed and snobbery!
Over and out.
What a pile of shize.