After being charged with a racially aggravated public order offence, teacher Marieha Hussain appeared at Wimbledon Magistrates Court. What did she do to warrant the cops paying attention to so-called racism? Well, she’s the person who held up a sign calling Rishi Sunak and Suella Braverman coconuts. Yep, that’s all.
And, to pile the ridiculous on to the absurd, police arrested protesters and actual coconuts who showed up to support Marieha. One social media user shared the original image of Marieha’s placard at a Palestine march showing Sunak and Braverman under a coconut tree:
Marieha Hussain was charged with hate crime for carrying a placard depicting Sunak and Braverman as coconuts. The clip on the right is as from a pro Palestinian march in London’s East Finchley on 23/5/24. Look at what the this thug mouths. @metpoliceuk this is a hate crime! pic.twitter.com/FPO3CVEgeE
— Esheru (@EsheruKwaku) May 24, 2024
This is the same country with an institutionally racist police force, systemic racism in healthcare, education disadvantaging Black and Brown children, a racist ruling party, and a racist opposition party. And the coconuts on a placard are the problem?
Ridiculousness over coconuts
For the uninitiated, calling someone a “coconut” is a casual way to suggest that someone who is brown on the outside, is white on the inside. In other words, whilst being brown they are committed to whiteness above all else.
It’s hardly a new term, and documents a social reality that doesn’t often make it into the mainstream.
It’s a complex articulation of racial dynamics and hierarchies. It’s utterly ridiculous that Marieha is being charged with anything, and in fact a testament to the unintelligent level of racial literacy in the country.
Professor Kehinde Andrews explains as much in the following video:
It’s not a crime to call a Coconut a Coconut. To help @metpoliceuk I make plain Coconut, Coon, House Negro and Uncle Tom with examples 🥥: @RishiSunak @SuellaBraverman @KemiBadenoch Kwasi Kwarteng @calvinrobinson @BenObeseJecty and more. Full vid at https://t.co/v2BZEBFdCW pic.twitter.com/fTPxk9Hx6z
— Kehinde Andrews (@kehinde_andrews) June 23, 2024
As Andrews says, if you think calling someone a coconut is something to be arrested and charged for:
You’ve lost your damn mind!
Many people rallied outside the magistrates court to show their support for Marieha:
I love the smell of London in the morning. Smells like…protest.
Join me at Westminster Magistrates Court now!
Imagine being on trial because you held a sign with coconuts on it!! pic.twitter.com/wquFB5iRZa
— Michael Morgan (@mikecmorgan) June 26, 2024
In no time at all, police were even arresting protesters:
Breaking: I can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed! @metpoliceuk arrest peaceful protesters at Westminster Magistrates Court protesting the prosecution of Marieha Hussain for carrying a placard of Rishi Sunak & Suella Braverman as Coconuts.
Disgusting! Who do the Met Police… pic.twitter.com/7vHPIW2QWO
— Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu (@SholaMos1) June 26, 2024
Apparently even the coconuts themselves were in for it:
Update: in addition to arresting people for holding satirical placards, the police have arrested/seized the physical coconuts at The Coconut Trial https://t.co/6sgEo4gvSV pic.twitter.com/Uee64ftzHf
— Nels Abbey (@nelsabbey) June 26, 2024
But don’t worry – help is at hand:
Here is a picture of the innocent coconuts outside Westminster Magistrates Court before they were arrested by the Met Police. We are not sure which station they have been taken to, but we will make sure they have a good solicitor and are provided with arrestee support. 🥥 pic.twitter.com/KahRON9EJ7
— Marlon Kameka (@MarlonKameka) June 26, 2024
Advocacy group CAGE shared more images of arrests:
BREAKING: Police Officers arrest 5 men at Westminster Magistrate’s Court for holding placards that described the word ‘coconut’ as satire.
Police also confiscated all placards with coconuts, and absurdly even arrested coconut fruit! pic.twitter.com/29iSUh8NJW
— CAGE International (@CAGEintl) June 26, 2024
Five members of CAGE were arrested:
Today, @metpoliceuk seized #coconuts as evidence after arresting 5 members of @CAGEintl protesting prosecution of #MariehaHussain for carrying a placard depicting politicians as coconuts.
So, they’re using real coconuts to argue @RishiSunak and @SuellaBraverman aren’t. pic.twitter.com/UJ0AmSaQXt
— Moazzam Begg (@Moazzam_Begg) June 26, 2024
And CAGE took a dim view of this racist government’s claims to freedom of speech:
The @metpoliceuk have just arrested @CAGEintl staff for holding placards with coconuts. This was a satirical critique of brown politicians who are part of the far right government which won power by appeasing racists. https://t.co/QKYhyBmhdf
— CAGE International (@CAGEintl) June 26, 2024
Black Lives Matter summed the whole thing up:
The @metpoliceuk never miss an opportunity to arrest a Black or Brown person for nonsense reasons.
In 2024, people are being arrested for holding coconuts in the air.
Solidarity with #Marieha and all at the @CAGEintl protests supporting her outside Westminster Mags Court https://t.co/WkOIurmczp
— #BlackLivesMatterUK (@ukblm) June 26, 2024
Insult upon insult
As Dr. Shola Mos-Shogbamimu argued, we have the right to hold gatekeepers accountable for their white supremacist work:
Watching @metpoliceuk arrest physical coconuts – fruits! This is ridiculous. Coconut is not a racial slur or a hate crime. We have the right to hold racial gatekeepers accountable for upholding the system of White Supremacy that oppress marginalised ethnic communities.… pic.twitter.com/faB04elvbU
— Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu (@SholaMos1) June 26, 2024
The usual characters who love to defend freedom of speech should be up in arms about this. But, they’re not – perhaps because they’re contrarian fuckwits with no real understanding of race, class, and white supremacy.
But, we digress.
It’s an absolute outrage that Marieha was ever arrested, never mind charged, for holding up a satirical placard.
And, for what it’s worth, her message was one that accurately characterised the complex racial dynamics of coconuts like Rishi Sunak and Suella Braverman who happily use their skin colour to leverage whatever tokenistic support they can before making decisions that make the lives of Black and Brown people much, much worse.
They’re rich and powerful coconuts, but they are indeed coconuts.
Featured image via Unsplash/Tijana Drndarski, Wikimedia Commons/David Woolfall via CC 3.0, YouTube screenshot/Channel 4 News, resized, and coconuts added to fruit